March 12, 2007
FOREIGN UNDIGNITARY
Being a foreign service officer for Israel must be a pretty tough row to hoe. Almost everyone of any importance knows that Israel and their perfidious Jewish compatriots around the globe are internationalist puppetmasters. Economic disruptions? That was the Jews, er, I mean Israel. War in Thailand? Israel. Oil spill in the North Sea? Israel. AIDS? Please! Israel. There are few problems in today's world that can't be blamed on a country the size of Delaware. Yes, it seems that a representative of Israel must have some type of sado-masochistic streak to take a job like that. From today's AP Wire:
JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found naked, bound and drunk, according to Israeli media reports confirmed Monday by a government spokeswoman.
The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, said ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel.
Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged with a ball and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing sex bondage equipment, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.
NYC diplomats only double park and occasionally run people down in the street.
Tagged: bondage, diplomat, el salvador, israelPosted by Lexiphane at March 12, 2007 1:28 PM
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