May 29, 2003
IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE TIME . . .
Then you better be prepared to do the crime. Afterwards. Mike
Tyson is innocent of raping that beauty contestant back in 1991, of
course. I think the ensuing history has shown that Iron Mike just
doesn't have that propensity for savagery in him. And as a juror at a
SideShow Bob trial once famously remarked on The Simpsons,
"Anyone who speaks German couldn't possibly be evil."
No, Tyson might be a chemically unbalanced maniac with a
propensity for cannibalism, real and metaphorical, i.e. ear biting and
"I'm gonna eat your children!", but I'm sure there's no way he'd
physically take advantage of a lady. Unless, of course, he's already
served
time for it.
The former boxing champion once again denied he raped
Desiree Washington in 1991 in an Indianapolis hotel room, but told Fox
News' Greta Van Susteren that he'd like to now.
"I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know,"
Tyson said in an interview for The Pulse, scheduled to air Thursday
night. "I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape
her."
Makes one harken back to the halcyon days of when he was simply beating
the crap out of Robin Givens, no? Link courtesy of Jonah Goldberg at
National Review Online.
Posted by Lexiphane at May 29, 2003 2:28 PM
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